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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
(via the-frozone-layer)
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
I love Bonedigger and his puppy kids
(via woozistrophygroom)
so much wlw content on this site is “ i want to go on a date with a pretty girl in high waisted shorts and pick flowers and talk about our dreams” where is the “i want a tall goth butch to buy me cool knives and raw me in the whole foods parking lot" representation
(via milfygerard)
stop bullying that white boy about the frog in his mouth he seems nice
(via the-frozone-layer)
“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.
“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”
“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.
(via waltzfordeborah--esquire)
- me: *hides my breakdown behind big bright smiles and being Extra Friendly*
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: why doesnt anyone care how much im hurting
Postcard from the artist collective project THINK AGAIN
[image description: a closely cropped black and white photo of a baby’s face. the baby is looking at the camera and has their mouth open wide. fuchsia text placed over the baby’s forehead reads, “HETEROSEXUALS USE MIND CONTROL TO RECRUIT THEIR CHILDREN”. further down, over the lower half of the baby’s face, is a heading in black that reads, “How do they scare people straight?” under that, small pink text reads, “threaten rejection from family and society, justify hate in the name of god, spread myths about perverts and molesters, incite fear about disease, spread lies about human sexuality, threaten rejection from work and community, propagate lies about sin, publically humiliate queers, withhold information about sex, erase queers from history, allow homophobia on television, deny queers equal protection under the law, promote family values, promise happiness to those who conform.”]
(via woozistrophygroom)
Self isolating and then getting upset when you see your friends having fun without you and using this to validate the notion that nobody really needs you or will miss you if you’re gone
(via pornstarch)
There is no heterosexual explanation for this.
thicc ass velma
(via milfygerard)
Riz Ahmed’s Powerful Rap Explores The Root Of Terrorism.